Class is now in session; today’s lesson? How to explore deadly catacombs, slay vile monsters, and uncover priceless treasures and artifacts. And some arithmetic, at the very end. If there’s time left. Who you choose to take with you into the dark, dreary depths may be the difference between walking out a hero, clutching prizes and riches beyond imagination, or being carried out a zero, your stiff fist still feebly clutching your sword. Assemble your party, plan out your tactics, be sure to pack a nutritional lunch, and then show everyone else that you’re the best adventurer-in-training in the world! Mysterious dungeons await you, first-year. An early demise looms around every dark corner. Don’t forget to finish your homework.
